Woody Allen Quotes
No.	Quotation	Subject
1	Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.	Life
2	Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.	Life
3	I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.	Life
4	There's more to life than sitting around in the sun in your underwear playing the clarinet.	Life
5	As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.	Miscellaneous
6	How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?	God
7	If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.	God
8	If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.	God
9	Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.	God
10	To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.	God

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