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| Women Funny Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Women have, commonly, a very positive moral sense; that which they will, is right; that which they reject, is wrong; and their will, in most cases, ends by settling the moral. | Adams | Henry |
| 2 | There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart. | Anderson | Judith |
| 3 | You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone. | Barrie | James |
| 4 | The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run. | Barrymore | John |
| 5 | A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art. | Nizer | Louis |
| 6 | She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one. | Burke | Edmund |
| 7 | Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. | Conrad | Joseph |
| 8 | A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty. | Kipling | Rudyard |
| 9 | A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me. | Lincoln | Abraham |
| 10 | On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women. | Mencken | H.L. |
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