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1   Women have, commonly, a very positive moral sense; that which they will, is right; that which they reject, is wrong; and their will, in most cases, ends by settling the moral. Adams Henry
2   There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart. Anderson Judith
3   You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone. Barrie James
4   The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run. Barrymore John
5   A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art. Nizer Louis
6   She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one. Burke Edmund
7   Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Conrad Joseph
8   A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty. Kipling Rudyard
9   A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me. Lincoln Abraham
10   On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women. Mencken H.L.
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