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Wil Rogers Quotes
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1   When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do - well, that's Memoirs. Autobiography
2   There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in. Education
3   Syntax must be bad, having both sin and tax in it. Grammar
4   Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Humor
5   Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. Money
6   I never met a man I didn't like. Affection
7   For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity. America
8   You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill in a new way. Civilization
9   College is wonderful because it takes the children away from home just as they reach the arguing stage. College
10   People that pay for things don't complain; it's the guy you give something to that you can't please. Complaint
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