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| Wil Rogers Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do - well, that's Memoirs. | Autobiography |
| 2 | There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in. | Education |
| 3 | Syntax must be bad, having both sin and tax in it. | Grammar |
| 4 | Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. | Humor |
| 5 | Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. | Money |
| 6 | I never met a man I didn't like. | Affection |
| 7 | For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity. | America |
| 8 | You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill in a new way. | Civilization |
| 9 | College is wonderful because it takes the children away from home just as they reach the arguing stage. | College |
| 10 | People that pay for things don't complain; it's the guy you give something to that you can't please. | Complaint |
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