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No.Quotation Last NameFirst Name
1   Of two evils, it is always best to vote for the less hypocritical. American Proverb
2   A lot of people were very upset, especially people in Palm Beach County, who were saying that they had accidentally voted for Pat Buchanan, which was clearly a mistake. Even Pat Buchanan admitted this. You'd have to be nuts to vote for me! he declared. Barry Dave
3   I never voted for anybody. I always voted against. Fields WC
4   I am in the pay of the United States government. If I vote against the administration I am voting against my commander-in-chief. If I vote for the administration in office I am being bought. Patton George
5   If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side. Card Orson
6   A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. Vaughn Bill
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