Funny jokes and quotes
Other Funny Materials
Daily Trivia & Humor
News Headlines
Photo Galleries
Sister Sites
| Tim Allen Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. | Women |
| 2 | My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. | Men |
| 3 | Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. | Women |
| 4 | Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. | Women |
| Displaying 1 to 11 of 4 Allen quotes |



