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1   Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. Women
2   My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. Men
3   Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. Women
4   Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Women
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