Television Funny Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	Television - Chewing gum for the eyes.	Author Unknown
2	Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on--not for looking at.	Coward	Noel
3	Television is a corporate vulgarity.	Leonard	John
4	Television is now so desparately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.	Vidal	Gore
5	I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.	Welles	Orson
6	The young watch television twenty-four hours a day, they don't read and they rarely listen. This incessant bombardment of images has developed a hypertrophied eye condition that's turning them into a race of mutants. They should pass a law for a total ree	Fellini	Federico
7	I think television has betrayed the meaning of democratic speech, adding visual chaos to the confusion of voices. What role does silence have in all this noise?	Fellini	Federico
8	Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath.	Barry	Dave
9	When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.	Warhol	Andy
10	Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.	Landers	Ann

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