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| Steve Martin Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. | Celebrity |
| 2 | Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. | Sex |
| 3 | First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. | Sickness |
| 4 | You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. | Sex |
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