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| Shopping Funny Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes. | Barry | Dave |
| 2 | Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. | Bombeck | Erma |
| 3 | Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. | Derek | Bo |
| 4 | My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. | Flynn | Errol |
| 5 | One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. | Howe | Edgar |
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