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Self-improvement Funny Quotes
No.Quotation Last NameFirst Name
1   There is no use whatever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he be willing to climb himself. Carnegie Andrew
2   The improvement of our way of life is more important than the spreading of it. If we make it satisfactory enough, it will spread automatically. If we do not, no strength of arms can permanently oppose it. Lindbergh Charles
3   I tell you that as long as I can conceive something better than myself I cannot be easy unless I am striving to bring it in to existence or clearing the way for it. Shaw George Bernard
4   All of us, who are worth anything, spend our manhood in unlearning the follies, or expiating the mistakes of our youth. Shelley Percy
5   Self-development is a higher duty than self-sacrifice. Stanton Elizabeth
6   Large demands on oneself and little demands on others keep resentment at bay. Chinese Proverb
7   Yo no evoluciono, yo soy. Translation: I do not evolve, I am. Picasso Pablo
8   When you make the finding yourself —even if you're the last person on Earth to see the light —you never forget it. Sagan Carl
9   We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be. Austen Jane
10   When you see a good person, think of becoming like her/him. When you see someone not so good, reflect on your own weak points. Confucius
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