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| Robert Benchley Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. | Conversation |
| 2 | Tell us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of. | Fear |
| 3 | In America there are two classes of travel-first class, and with children. | Travel |
| 4 | The wise man thinks once before he speaks twice. | Tact |
| 5 | Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment. | Work |
| 6 | Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted. | Writing |
| 7 | It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. | Writing |
| 8 | Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. | Work |
| 9 | It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. | Writing |
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