Religion Funny Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	Men can be attracted but not forced to the faith. You may drive people to baptism, you won't move them one step further to religion.	Alcuin	Thomas Bailey
2	The true meaning of religion is thus not simply morality, but morality touched by emotion.	Arnold	Matthew
3	They that deny a God destroy man's nobility; for certainly man is of kin to the beasts by his body; and, if he be not kin to God by his spirit, he is a base and ignoble creature.	Bacon	Francis
4	There is only one inevitable criterion of judgment touching religious faith in doctrinal matters. Can you reduce it to practice? If not, have none of it.	Ballou	Hosea
5	Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, [and] to keep himself unspotted from the world.	Bible
6	Clergyman: A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of bettering his temporal ones.	Bierce	Ambrose
7	Religion: A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.	Bierce	Ambrose
8	There is but one temple in the universe, and that is the body of man. Nothing is holier than that high form...We touch heaven when we lay our hand on a human body...We are the miracle of miracles, - the great inscrutable Mystery.	Carlyle
9	Religion should be the rule of life, not a casual incident in it.	Disraeli	Benjamin
10	Whoever considers the study of anatomy; I believe; will never be an atheist. The frame of a man's body and the coherence of his parts are so strange and paradoxical that I hold him to be the greatest miracle of Nature.	Herbert

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