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| Psychiatrist Funny Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss. | Allen | Woody |
| 2 | A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. | Adams | Joey |
| 3 | Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. | Goldwyn | Samuel |
| 4 | A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. | Adams | Joey |
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