Politics Funny Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	It has been discovered that the best way to insure implicit obedience is to commence tyranny in the nursery.	Disraeli	Benjamin
2	If I could not go to heaven but with a party (political) I would not go at all.	Jefferson	Thomas
3	When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.	Jefferson	Thomas
4	I'm proud that I'm a politician. A politician is a man who understands government, and it takes a politician to run a government. A statesman is a politician who's been dead 10 or 15 years.	Truman	Harry S.
5	An ambassador is an honest man sent to lie and intrigue abroad for the benefit of his country.	Wotton	Henry
6	In politics, a man must learn to rise above principle.	American Proverb
7	Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -- Notebook 1904	Twain	Mark
8	Ven you read the speeches in the papers, and see as vun gen'lman says of another, 'the Honourable member, if he vill allow me to call him so' you vill understand, sir, that that means, 'if he vill allow me to keep up that 'ere pleasant and uniwersal fict	Dickens	Charles
9	Man is by nature a political animal.	Aristotle
10	Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness.	Aristotle

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