Politicians Funny Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised to be taken at his word.	De Gaulle	Charles
2	Politicians do more funny things naturally than I can think of doing purposely.	Rogers	Wil
3	I don't want to run for office: there's already too many comedians in Washington.	Rogers	Wil
4	Whoever could make two ears of corn . . . grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind . . . than the whole race of politicians put together.	Swift	Johnathan
5	My fellow Americans, I want you to know that I believe with all my heart that America remains the great idea that inspires the world. It's a privilege to be born here. It's an honor to become a citizen here. It's a gift to raise your family here, to vote	Schwarzneggar	Arnold
6	Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then— we elected them.	Tomlin	Lily
7	Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.	Clarke	Arthur
8	Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.	ORourke	P.J.

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