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| Paul Merton Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?' | New Yorkers |
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