Parents Funny Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But, when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.	Twain	Mark
2	Well, said my aunt, this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too.	Dickens	Charles
3	When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.	Allen	Woody
4	If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.	Calvin and Hobbes
5	What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?	Calvin and Hobbes
6	Honour thy Father and Mother, i. e. Live so as to be an Honour to them tho' they are dead.	Franklin	Benjamin
7	Let our Fathers and Grandfathers be valued for their Goodness, ourselves for our own.	Franklin	Benjamin
8	When your father is alive, observe his will. When your father is dead observe his former actions. If, for three years you do not change from the ways of your father, you can be called a 'real son (hsiao).'	Confucius
9	When you serve your mother and father it is okay to try to correct them once in a while. But if you see that they are not going to listen to you, keep your respect for them and don't distance yourself from them. Work without complaining.	Confucius
10	Pleasant in this world is ministering to mother. Ministering to father too is pleasant in this world. Pleasant is ministering to ascetics. Pleasant too is ministering to the Noble Ones.	Buddha

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