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1   Senescence begins and middle age ends, the day your descendents, outnumber your friends. Aging
2   The old men know when an old man dies. Aging
3   Bankers are just like anybody else except richer. Banking
4   They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball. Charity
5   Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them. Debt
6   Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters. Dreams
7   Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for. Family
8   A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Family
9   There are some people who are very resourceful at being remorseful, and who apparently feel the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends. Friendship
10   When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. Grandparents
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