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| Ogden Nash Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Senescence begins and middle age ends, the day your descendents, outnumber your friends. | Aging |
| 2 | The old men know when an old man dies. | Aging |
| 3 | Bankers are just like anybody else except richer. | Banking |
| 4 | They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball. | Charity |
| 5 | Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them. | Debt |
| 6 | Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters. | Dreams |
| 7 | Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for. | Family |
| 8 | A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. | Family |
| 9 | There are some people who are very resourceful at being remorseful, and who apparently feel the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends. | Friendship |
| 10 | When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. | Grandparents |
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