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| Newspaper Funny Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. | Baer | Arthur Bugs |
| 2 | Newspapers are the schoolmasters of the common people. | Beecher | Henry Ward |
| 3 | The morning paper is just as necessary for an American as dew is to the grass. | Billings | Josh |
| 4 | A newspaper should be the maximum of information, and minimum of comment. | Cobden | Richard |
| 5 | Newspapers are the world's mirrors. | Ellis | James |
| 6 | The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. | Jefferson | Thomas |
| 7 | Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. | Jefferson | Thomas |
| 8 | We live under a government of men and morning newspapers. | Phillips | Wendell |
| 9 | All I know is what I see in the papers. | Rogers | Wil |
| 10 | If words were invented to conceal thought, I think that newspapers are a great improvement on a bad invention. | Thoreau | Henry David |
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