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No.Quotation Last NameFirst Name
1   A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. Baer Arthur Bugs
2   Newspapers are the schoolmasters of the common people. Beecher Henry Ward
3   The morning paper is just as necessary for an American as dew is to the grass. Billings Josh
4   A newspaper should be the maximum of information, and minimum of comment. Cobden Richard
5   Newspapers are the world's mirrors. Ellis James
6   The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. Jefferson Thomas
7   Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. Jefferson Thomas
8   We live under a government of men and morning newspapers. Phillips Wendell
9   All I know is what I see in the papers. Rogers Wil
10   If words were invented to conceal thought, I think that newspapers are a great improvement on a bad invention. Thoreau Henry David
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