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| Mel Brooks Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him. | Acting |
| 2 | Moses - The lord Jehovah has given you these fifteen... (drops stone tablet) Oi. Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey! | Commandments |
| 3 | God - Moses, this is the Lord, thy God, commanding you to obey my law. Do you hear me? Moses - Yes, I hear you, I hear you... a deaf man could hear you! God - What?! | Humor |
| 4 | Waiter at last supper - Are you all together or are there seperate checks? | Humor |
| 5 | The Spanish Inquisition Torquemada - Now bring in the nuns! | Humor |
| 6 | The French Revolution Count De Money - Sir, the peasants are revolting! King Louis - You said it. They stink on ice. | Humor |
| 7 | Madame LeFarge - We don't even have a language just a stupid accent Peasant Man - Yeah she's right. We all sound like Maurice Chevalier. Honh, honh, honh | Humor |
| 8 | King Louis - It's good to be the king. | Power |
| 9 | Humor is just another defense against the universe. | Humor |
| 10 | Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. | Taste |
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