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1   Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him. Acting
2   Moses - The lord Jehovah has given you these fifteen... (drops stone tablet) Oi. Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey! Commandments
3   God - Moses, this is the Lord, thy God, commanding you to obey my law. Do you hear me? Moses - Yes, I hear you, I hear you... a deaf man could hear you! God - What?! Humor
4   Waiter at last supper - Are you all together or are there seperate checks? Humor
5   The Spanish Inquisition Torquemada - Now bring in the nuns! Humor
6   The French Revolution Count De Money - Sir, the peasants are revolting! King Louis - You said it. They stink on ice. Humor
7   Madame LeFarge - We don't even have a language just a stupid accent Peasant Man - Yeah she's right. We all sound like Maurice Chevalier. Honh, honh, honh Humor
8   King Louis - It's good to be the king. Power
9   Humor is just another defense against the universe. Humor
10   Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. Taste
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