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1   The trouble is that the stupid people--who constitute the grand overwhelming majority of this and all other nations--do believe and are moulded and convinced by what they get out of a newspaper. -- License of the Press, speech, 1873 Twain Mark
2   The gentlemen of the press smell blood. McCarthy John
3   If I blow my nose, it gets written all over the world. Hepburn Audrey
4   Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. Warhol Andy
5   Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. Bonaparte Napoleon
6   If I read it in the newspapers, it's probably wrong. If I read it in the major news magazines, it's hopelessly wrong. Card Orson
7   I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. Hepburn Katherine
8   I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. Gandhi Mohandas
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