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| Mark Twain Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity - another man's I mean. | Adversity |
| 2 | When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. | Aging |
| 3 | Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . . . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime. | Aging |
| 4 | When angry count four; when very angry, swear. | Anger |
| 5 | Adam and Ever had many advantages, but the principal was that they escaped teething. | Baby |
| 6 | It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. | Bible |
| 7 | Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. | Blush |
| 8 | My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine -- everybody drinks water. | Books |
| 9 | The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them. | Books |
| 10 | A powerful agent is the right word. Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a the resulting effect is physical as well | Books |
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