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| Mae West Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Why don't you come up sometime and see me? ... Come on up, I'll tell your fortune. | Sex |
| 2 | When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. | Sex |
| 3 | Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. | Sex |
| 4 | Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie. Response to an exclamation, Goodness! What a lovely diamond | Sex |
| 5 | A man in the house is worth two in the street. | Men |
| 6 | An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. | Sex |
| 7 | I consider sex a misdemeanor; the more I miss, de meaner I get. | Sex |
| 8 | I do all my best work in bed. | Sex |
| 9 | I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time. | Sex |
| 10 | I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. | Temptation |
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