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| Les Dawson Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea." | Mother-in-law |
| 2 | I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough." | Mother-in-law |
| 3 | I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps. | Mother-in-law |
| 4 | Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up. | Marriage |
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