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| Josh Billings Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to a thing till it gets there. | Ability |
| 2 | When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. | Advice |
| 3 | Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. | Advice |
| 4 | The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. | Anxiety |
| 5 | Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has. | Bigotry |
| 6 | There is two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins. | Birth |
| 7 | Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. | Borrow |
| 8 | There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. | Brevity |
| 9 | Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done. | Common Sense |
| 10 | The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor. | Enemy |
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