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| Jerry Seinfeld Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. | Winning |
| 2 | The IRS! They're like the Mafia — they can take anything they want! | IRS |
| 3 | The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning. | Books |
| 4 | I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide. | Plants |
| 5 | Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. | Men |
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