Husbands Funny Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	Fat generally tends to make a man a better husband. His wife is happy in the knowledge she is not married to a woman chaser. Few fat men chase girls, because they get winded too easily.	Boyle	Hal
2	An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.	Christie	Agatha
3	A good husband should be deaf and a good wife should be blind.	French Proverb
4	The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.	Marx	Groucho
5	Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.	Mencken	H.L.
6	To catch a husband is an art, to keep him is a job.	Beauvoir	Simone
7	Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.	Rivers	Joan
8	Husbands are like fires - they go out if unattended.	Gabor	Zsa Zsa
9	Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.	Kahn	Madeleine

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