Housework Funny Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	Housekeeping ain't no joke.	Alcott	Louisa May
2	The works of women are symbolical. We sew, sew, prick our fingers, dull our sight, Producing what? A pair of slippers, sir, To put on when you're weary --or a stool to stumble over and vex you. . . "curse that stool!" or else at best, a cushion, where you lean and sleep, and dream of something we are not, but would be for your sake. Alas, alas! This hurts most, this. . . that, after all, we are paid the worth of our work, perhaps.	Browning	Elizabeth Barrett
3	Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.	Diller	Phyllis
4	The labor of women in the house, certainly, enables men to produce more wealth than they otherwise could; and in this way women are economic factors in society. But so are horses.	Gillman	Charlotte
5	The labor of keeping house is labor in its most naked state, for labor is toil that never finishes, toil that has to be begun again the moment it is completed, toil that is destroyed and consumed by the life process.	McCarthy	Mary
6	Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization.	Oakley	Ann
7	I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes --and six months later you have to start all over again.	Rivers	Joan
8	When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.	Whitehorn	Katharine
9	I'm Jewish. It don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over he'd have put diamonds on the floor.	Rivers	Joan
10	I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes— and six months later you have to start all over again.	Rivers	Joan

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