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| Guns Funny Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Guns don't kill people; bullets kill people. (Chris Rock?) | Anonymous | |
| 2 | Guns don't kill people; people kill people. | Anonymous | |
| 3 | Guns don't kill people; people kill people... with guns. | Anonymous | |
| 4 | The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears. | Addison | Chris |
| 5 | What are you gonna do, talk the alien to death? (on Sigourney Weaver's worry about Guns in Aliens | Cameron | James |
| 6 | I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it. | Eastwood | Clint |
| 7 | In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some. | Philips | Emo |
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