Groucho Marx Quotes
No.	Quotation	Subject
1	My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.	Children
2	There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him. If he says yes, you know he is crooked.	Honesty
3	The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.	Husbands
4	I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.	Memory
5	A four-year-old child can understand that. Go and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head and tail out of it	One liners
6	I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks	One liners
7	Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication	One liners
8	You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in here thinking what a sucker you are	One liners
9	A man's only as old as the woman he feels.	One liners
10	As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.	One liners

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