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No.Quotation Last NameFirst Name
1   Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. Fitzgerald F Scott
2   You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. Frost Robert
3   Even kings must obey the laws of grammar. Moliere Jean
4   Syntax must be bad, having both sin and tax in it. Rogers Wil
5   Sometimes you get a glimpse of a semicolon coming, a few lines farther on, and it is like climbing a steep path through woods and seeing a wooden bench just at a bend in the road ahead, a place where you can expect to sit for a moment, catching your breath. Thomas Lewis
6   Any fool can make a rule and every fool will mind it. Thoreau Henry David
7   Grammar is the logic of speech, even as logic is the grammar of reason. Trench Richard Chevenix
8   As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. Trillin Calvin
9   John Kerry is being accused of using bad grammar to appeal to uneducated voters because yesterday he stopped in a store and asked, 'Can I get me a hunting license here?' After hearing about it President Bush said, 'It should be 'Can me get me a hunting license here? OBrien Conan
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