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| Grammar Funny Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. | Fitzgerald | F Scott |
| 2 | You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. | Frost | Robert |
| 3 | Even kings must obey the laws of grammar. | Moliere | Jean |
| 4 | Syntax must be bad, having both sin and tax in it. | Rogers | Wil |
| 5 | Sometimes you get a glimpse of a semicolon coming, a few lines farther on, and it is like climbing a steep path through woods and seeing a wooden bench just at a bend in the road ahead, a place where you can expect to sit for a moment, catching your breath. | Thomas | Lewis |
| 6 | Any fool can make a rule and every fool will mind it. | Thoreau | Henry David |
| 7 | Grammar is the logic of speech, even as logic is the grammar of reason. | Trench | Richard Chevenix |
| 8 | As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. | Trillin | Calvin |
| 9 | John Kerry is being accused of using bad grammar to appeal to uneducated voters because yesterday he stopped in a store and asked, 'Can I get me a hunting license here?' After hearing about it President Bush said, 'It should be 'Can me get me a hunting license here? | OBrien | Conan |
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