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Golf Funny Quotes
No.Quotation Last NameFirst Name
1   Golf is a good walk spoiled. Twain Mark
2   Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Barry Dave
3   I'm the best. I just haven't played yet. When asked about his Golf game Ali Muhammed
4   It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. Aaron Hank
5   Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Barry Dave
6   I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. Adam Don
7   Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's not fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. Daly Arnold
8   I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators. Ford Gerald
9   The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. Graham Billy
10   Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. Murray Patrick
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