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| Golf Funny Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Golf is a good walk spoiled. | Twain | Mark |
| 2 | Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. | Barry | Dave |
| 3 | I'm the best. I just haven't played yet. When asked about his Golf game | Ali | Muhammed |
| 4 | It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. | Aaron | Hank |
| 5 | Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. | Barry | Dave |
| 6 | I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. | Adam | Don |
| 7 | Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's not fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. | Daly | Arnold |
| 8 | I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators. | Ford | Gerald |
| 9 | The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. | Graham | Billy |
| 10 | Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. | Murray | Patrick |
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