funny quotes and funny jokes
 
Home Biographies Philosophies Proverbs Frases en Espaņol Spanish Grammar Photos Games Shopping Classic Books
Funny jokes and quotes
 
Other Funny Materials
 
Daily Trivia & Humor
 
News Headlines
 
Photo Galleries
 
Sister Sites


 
Quotes by Subject
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
God Funny Quotes
No.Quotation Last NameFirst Name
1   Take, then, your paltry Christ, your gentleman God. We want the carpenter's son, with his saw and hod. Adams Francis
2   And those people should not be listened to who keep saying the voice of the people is the voice of God, since the riotousness of the crowd is always very close to madness. Alcuin Thomas Bailey
3   All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small, all things wise and wonderful, The Lord God made them all. Alexander
4   The rich man in his castle, the poor man at his gate, God made them high or lowly and ordr'd their estate. Alexander
5   To confess that God exists, and at the same time to deny that He has foreknowledge of future things, is the most manifest folly. Augustine St
6   God is more truly imagined than expressed, and He exists more truely than imagined. Augustine St
7   Not till the loom is silent and the shuttles cease to fly, Will God unfold the pattern, and explain the reason why the dark threads were as needful, in the weaver's skillful hand, as the threads of gold and silver, in the pattern that he planned. Author Unknown
8   ... And thanks for never putting me on "hold" (Cartoon - Little boy praying) Author Unknown
9   For I would rather be a servant in the House of the Lord than to sit in the seats of the mighty. Barkley Alben W.
10   With all my soul, I love Him. I humbly testify that he is the same loving, compassionate Lord today as when he walked the dusty roads of Palestine. He is close to his servants on the earth. He cares about and loves each of us today. Of that you can be assured. He lives today as our Lord, our Master, our Savior, our Redeemer, and our God. God bless us all to believe in him, to accept him, to worship him, and to fully trust in Him, and to follow Him. Benson Ezra
Result Page : 1 2 3
Displaying 1 to 11 of 30 quotes 
God Funny Quotes
Search Now: