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| Girls Funny Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot. | Beck | Allan |
| 2 | Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. | Beck | Allan |
| 3 | I am fond of children--except boys. | Carroll | Lewis |
| 4 | It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man. | Heine | Heinrich |
| 5 | Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another. | Masson | Thomas L |
| 6 | I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. | Rogers | Wil |
| 7 | Girls will be girls. | Chinese Proverb | |
| 8 | Girls are like slugs— they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what. | Calvin and Hobbes | |
| 9 | Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination. | Calvin and Hobbes | |
| 10 | For a girl, she's remarkably perceptive! (Calvin) | Calvin and Hobbes | |
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