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| Garrison Keillor Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. | Christianity |
| 2 | They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. | Funeral |
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