Fred Allen Quotes
No.	Quotation	Subject
1	Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.	Advertising
2	The first Sunday I sang in the church choir, two hundred people changed their religion.	Church
3	Father Time is the make-up man responsible for the physical changes that determine the parts the average actor is to play.	Aging
4	A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.	Celebrity
5	A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.	Committee
6	A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.	Celebrity
7	Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.	Committee

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