Football Funny Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	A game that requires the constant conjuring of animosity.	Lombardi	Vince
2	Some people try to find things in this game that don't exist but football is only two things - blocking and tackling.	Lombardi	Vince
3	Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.	Landry	Tom
4	Pro football is like nuclear warfare.  There are no winners, only survivors.	Gifford	Frank
5	If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead	Bombeck	Erma
6	Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare.  They are consumed in twelve minutes.  Half-times take twelve minutes.  This is not coincidence.	Bombeck	Erma
7	If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway.  It's about the same.	Golic	Bob
8	American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.	Lawley	Susan
9	The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.	Diller	Phyllis
10	I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.	Tatum	Jack

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