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| Fighting Funny Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | If you want an audience, start a fight. | Chinese Proverb | |
| 2 | Of all the strategems, to know when to quit is the best. | Chinese Proverb | |
| 3 | Of all the thirty-six alternatives, running away is best. | Chinese Proverb | |
| 4 | Those who fight and run away, live to fight another day. | Anonymous | |
| 5 | Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t | Anonymous | |
| 6 | Gentlemen, you can't fight in here...This is the War Room | Sellers | Peter |
| 7 | It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. | Twain | Mark |
| 8 | Only a fool fights in a burning house. -- Kank the Klingon, Day of the Dove, stardate unknown | Star Trek | Others |
| 9 | We fight only when there is no other choice. We prefer the ways of peaceful contact. -- Kirk, Spectre of the Gun, stardate 4385.3 | Star Trek | Others |
| 10 | The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights. | Ali | Muhammed |
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