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1   Drunkenness is the ruin of a person. It is premature old age. It is temporary death. Basil St
2   Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has given me. Churchill Winston
3   Drunkenness is not a mere matter of intoxicating liquors; it goes deeper--far deeper. Drunkenness is the failure of a man to control his thoughts. Grayson David
4   A drunkard is like a whiskey bottle, all neck and belly and no head. O'Malley Austin
5   Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness. Russell Bertrand
6   The sight of a drunkard is a better sermon against that vice than the best that was ever preached on the subject. Saville John Faucit
7   Drunkenness is nothing else but a voluntary madness.. Seneca Lucius
8   The best research (for playing a drunk) is being a British actor for 20 years. Caine Michael
9   The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings. Lewis Arthur
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