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| Drunk Funny Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Drunkenness is the ruin of a person. It is premature old age. It is temporary death. | Basil | St |
| 2 | Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has given me. | Churchill | Winston |
| 3 | Drunkenness is not a mere matter of intoxicating liquors; it goes deeper--far deeper. Drunkenness is the failure of a man to control his thoughts. | Grayson | David |
| 4 | A drunkard is like a whiskey bottle, all neck and belly and no head. | O'Malley | Austin |
| 5 | Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness. | Russell | Bertrand |
| 6 | The sight of a drunkard is a better sermon against that vice than the best that was ever preached on the subject. | Saville | John Faucit |
| 7 | Drunkenness is nothing else but a voluntary madness.. | Seneca | Lucius |
| 8 | The best research (for playing a drunk) is being a British actor for 20 years. | Caine | Michael |
| 9 | The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings. | Lewis | Arthur |
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