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| Drugs Funny Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent. | France | Anatole |
| 2 | The time has come to stop the sale of slavery to the young | Johnson | Lyndon |
| 3 | The young physician starts life with 20 drugs for each disease, and the old physician ends life with one drug for 20 diseases. | Osler | William |
| 4 | O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. | Shakespeare | William |
| 5 | There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third. | Leary | Timothy |
| 6 | The War on Drugs has continued for some 20 years, and we see little prospect of peace, despite the fact that it has totally failed and given the US an imprisonment rate almost equal to Russia. I fear that the War on Copying could go on for decades as wel | Stallman | Richard |
| 7 | In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd people | Torvalds | Linus |
| 8 | I do not take drugs. I am drugs. | Dali | Salvador |
| 9 | The smell of opium is the least stupid smell in the world | Picasso | Pablo |
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