Doctors Funny Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	A doctor, like anyone else who has to deal with human beings, each of them unique, cannot be a scientist; he is either, like the surgeon, a craftsman, or, like the physician and the psychologist, an artist. . . . This means that in order to be a good doctor a man must also have a good character, that is to say, whatever weaknesses and foibles he may have, he must love his fellow human beings in the concrete and desire their good before his own.	Auden	W.H.
2	Surgeons must be very careful, when they take the knife!, Underneath their fine incisions, stirs the Culprit --Life!	Dickinson	Emily
3	The physician's highest calling, his only calling, is to make sick people healthy --to heal, as it is termed.	Hahnemann	Samuel
4	I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid in consultation. A doctor who cannot take out your appendix properly will recommend you to a doctor who will be unable to remove your tonsils with success.	Hemingway	Ernest
5	My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more.	Matthau	Walter
6	Two doctors are better than a learned one.	German Proverb
7	Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.	Bombeck	Erma
8	My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.	Rivers	Joan
9	My kid is a born doctor. Nobody can read anything he writes.	Youngman	Henry
10	Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.	Bombeck	Erma

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