Computers Funny Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more "user-friendly" ... Their best approach, so far, has been to take all the old brochures, and stamp the words "user-friendly" on the cover.	Gates	Bill
2	I think there is a world matket for about five computers	Watson	Thomas
3	What do you mean, RAM DISK is not an installation procedure?	Anonymous
4	Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.	Barry	Dave
5	Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had systems.	Hopper	Grace
6	Nobody believed that I had a running compiler and nobody would touch it. They told me computers could only do arithmetic.	Hopper	Grace
7	Modern PCs are horrible. ACPI is a complete design disaster in every way. But we're kind of stuck with it. If any Intel people are listening to this and you had anything to do with ACPI, shoot yourself now, before you reproduce	Torvalds	Linus
8	I'm basically a very lazy person who likes to get credit for things other people actually do	Torvalds	Linus
9	...I believe that at the end of the century the use of words and general educated opinion will have altered so much that one will be able to speak of machines thinking without expecting to be contradicted.	Turing	Alan
10	A man provided with paper, pencil, and rubber, and subject to strict discipline, is in effect a universal [Turing] machine	Turing	Alan

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