Autobiography Funny Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	Diary, n. A daily record of that part of one's life, which he can relate to himself without blushing.	Bierce	Ambrose
2	An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last instalment missing.	Crisp	Quentin
3	It is long ere we discover how rich we are. Our history, we are sure, is quite tame: we have nothing to write, nothing to infer. But our wiser years still run back to the despised recollections of childhood, and always we are fishing up some wonderful article out of that pond; until, by and by, we begin to suspect that the biography of the one foolish person we know is, in reality, nothing less than the miniature paraphrase of the hundred volumes of the Universal History.	Emerson	Ralph Waldo
4	The remarkable thing is that it is the crowded life that is most easily remembered. A life full of turns, achievements, disappointments, surprises, and crises is a life full of landmarks. The empty life has even its few details blurred, and cannot be remembered with certainty.	Hoffer	Eric
5	When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do - well, that's Memoirs.	Rogers	Wil
6	To start writing about your life is, from one standpoint, to stop living it. You must avoid adventures today so as to make time for registering those of yesterday.	Rorem	Ned

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