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| Ambrose Bierce Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Consult: to seek another's advice on a course already decided upon. | Advice |
| 2 | Woman absent is woman dead. | Absence |
| 3 | Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. | Abstinence |
| 4 | Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. | Absurd |
| 5 | Accuse. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him. | Accusation |
| 6 | Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. | Acquaintance |
| 7 | Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others. | Adversity |
| 8 | Advice: the smallest current coin. | Advice |
| 9 | Age--that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise to commit. | Age |
| 10 | Diary, n. A daily record of that part of one's life, which he can relate to himself without blushing. | Autobiography |
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