Acting Funny Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	Mr. Bazzard's father, being a Norfolk farmer, would have furiously laid about him with a flail, a pitch-fork, and every agricultural implement available for assaulting purposes, on the slightest hint of his son's having written a play.	Dickens	Charles
2	The two biggest myths about me are that I'm an intellectual, because I wear these glasses, and that I'm an artist because my films lose money. Those two myths have been prevalent for many years.	Allen	Woody
3	Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!	Barry	Dave
4	Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.	Burns	George
5	The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.	Burns	George
6	I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.	Burns	George
7	If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still	Burns	George
8	I thought 'I can't be an actor, I can't'. Then this film came up and it was like someone saying to me, 'You can, don't give up'.	Castle-Hughes	Keisha
9	Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him.	Brooks	Mel
10	I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky	Ford	Harrison

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