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| Wife Funny Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. | Bacon | Francis |
| 2 | He knows little who tells his wife all he knows. | Fuller | Thomas |
| 3 | I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. | Goldsmith | Oliver |
| 4 | Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. | Hubbard | Kin |
| 5 | Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there. | Jackson | Andrew |
| 6 | All married women are not wives. | Japanese Proverb | |
| 7 | She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend. | Penn | William |
| 8 | A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor. | Reade | Charles |
| 9 | Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life. | Stevenson | Robert Louis |
| 10 | A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor. | von Goethe | Johann Wolfgang |
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