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| Walter Matthau Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. | Doctors |
| 2 | My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. | Doctors |
| 3 | To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. | Acting |
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