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| Sam Ewing Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Some of the longest hours of the day follow the question: "Have you got a minute?" | Work |
| 2 | Email to a friend Housework is something you do that nobody notices unless you haven't done it. | Housework |
| 3 | Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. | Computers |
| 4 | Your best friends are those who speak well of you behind your back. | Friends |
| 5 | As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it. | Dreams |
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