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No.Quotation Subject
1   Well, I wish I could tell you that Ender is like me, but Ender is very, very smart. Intelligence
2   Fiction is a very poor tool for conversion, because if I label it as fiction then I'm telling you it's a pack of lies from the very start. Fiction
3   Everyone you say who says that they have no religious beliefs is just so certain about their belief that they accept it as truth. If you just start asking probing questions, and they start getting mad, then you've found their religion. Religion
4   If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side. Voting
5   Faster than light travel — do I think it could happen in the way I describe? No. Miscellaneous
6   I don't believe that there are aliens. I believe there are really different people. Aliens
7   There are science fiction readers and science fiction convention attenders, and they are very different groups. Miscellaneous
8   If you write like James Joyce, you will have an audience of twenty. The other nineteen — besides your mother, because your father won't read it — will only be reading it to find out how on earth you got published. Writing
9   We're still struggling to find a significant amount of intelligence here, so no. on whether he believes in extraterrestial life. Intelligence
10   If I read it in the newspapers, it's probably wrong. If I read it in the major news magazines, it's hopelessly wrong. Media
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