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Marriage Funny Quotes
No.Quotation Last NameFirst Name
1   Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal. Anspacher Louis K.
2   A man finds himself seven years older the day after his marriage. Bacon
3   When a husband and wife have got each other, the devil only knows which has got the other. Balzac Honore de
4   One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul. Balzac Honore de
5   Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up. Barth Joseph
6   I wed thee forever, not for now. Not for the slam of earth's brief years. I wed thee for the life beyond the tears, beyond the heart pain and the clouded brow. Love knows no grave, and it will guide us,...when life's candles flutter and burn low. Baten Anderson
7   Well-married, a man is winged: ill-matched, he is shackled. Beecher Henry Ward
8   It is not good that the man should be alone. Bible
9   Marriage -- a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves -- making in all two. Bierce Ambrose
10   Suspicion, discontent, and strife, come in for dowrie with a wife. Herrick Robert
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