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1   God's mouth knows not how to speak falsehood, but he brings to pass every word. Aeschylus
2   You can best reward a liar by believing nothing of what he says. Aristippus
3   There is no such thing as white lies; a lie is as black as a coal pit, and twice as foul. Beecher Henry Ward
4   Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it. Beecher Lyman
5   The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way. Butler Samuel
6   Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. Butler Samuel
7   I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. Butler Samuel
8   Mere flim-flam stories, and nothing but shams and lies. Cervantes Miguel de
9   Slander is worse than cannibalism. Chrysostom John
10   One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie. Corneille
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