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| Lying Funny Quotes | No. | Quotation | Last Name | First Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | God's mouth knows not how to speak falsehood, but he brings to pass every word. | Aeschylus | |
| 2 | You can best reward a liar by believing nothing of what he says. | Aristippus | |
| 3 | There is no such thing as white lies; a lie is as black as a coal pit, and twice as foul. | Beecher | Henry Ward |
| 4 | Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it. | Beecher | Lyman |
| 5 | The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way. | Butler | Samuel |
| 6 | Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. | Butler | Samuel |
| 7 | I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. | Butler | Samuel |
| 8 | Mere flim-flam stories, and nothing but shams and lies. | Cervantes | Miguel de |
| 9 | Slander is worse than cannibalism. | Chrysostom | John |
| 10 | One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie. | Corneille | |
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